Emmett's One Year Anniversary Gift

A Rondel of Merciless Idiocy

By Emmett Cullen

So I guess I’ve decided that Eddie’s not gay

Since he and Bella have been married a year.

That they are quite happy is very clear.

And I’m pretty sure I once heard them go all the way.

Rosalie said I had to leave them alone today.

And her wrath is the only thing that I fear.

But I have something really important to say

Since Eddie and Bella have been married a year.

It’s been really nice seeing Wardo this way

And I know we all like having Thomas so near.

I just hope Bella won’t mind munching on deer

And sparkling and never ever hitting the hay.

So I guess I’ve decided that Eddie’s not gay

(Since he and Bella have been married a year.)

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