A Rondel of Merciless Idiocy
By Emmett Cullen
So I guess I’ve decided that Eddie’s not gay
Since he and Bella have been married a year.
That they are quite happy is very clear.
And I’m pretty sure I once heard them go all the way.
Rosalie said I had to leave them alone today.
And her wrath is the only thing that I fear.
But I have something really important to say
Since Eddie and Bella have been married a year.
It’s been really nice seeing Wardo this way
And I know we all like having Thomas so near.
I just hope Bella won’t mind munching on deer
And sparkling and never ever hitting the hay.
So I guess I’ve decided that Eddie’s not gay
(Since he and Bella have been married a year.)
