Annnddd, because I'm stoked on having banners I will give you a teaser for the as-yet-untitled chapter 5 of "Drinking Problems."
"So I’m up a tree, staring at this delicious enigma of a
woman; this gorgeous thing with no thoughts, this image of female perfection
whose only apparent flaw is that she maybe doesn’t love hygiene as much as I
might wish.
Oh, and apparently she’s with Whitlock. But that’s really not a deal-breaker. Whitlock goes through women like Emmett goes
through sunglasses; quickly and without mercy.
I’m so excited I want to rub my hands together like a cheesy
horror villain. So, I do it. I’m in a tree, for Christ’s sake! Like I’m
worried about what people might think?"
