Annnddd, because I'm stoked on having banners I will give you a teaser for the as-yet-untitled chapter 5 of "Drinking Problems."

"So I’m up a tree, staring at this delicious enigma of a woman; this gorgeous thing with no thoughts, this image of female perfection whose only apparent flaw is that she maybe doesn’t love hygiene as much as I might wish.

Oh, and apparently she’s with Whitlock.  But that’s really not a deal-breaker.  Whitlock goes through women like Emmett goes through sunglasses; quickly and without mercy.

I’m so excited I want to rub my hands together like a cheesy horror villain.  So, I do it.  I’m in a tree, for Christ’s sake! Like I’m worried about what people might think?"